Crazy News Monday; Dumb Drug Dealer Reports Robbery

I tell you it seems people are getting dumber and dumber. Case in point, Christopher Canonico called Nassau County Police to report he had been robbed in North New Hyde Park. All right so far, but it gets crazy from there. Christopher was robbed during a drug deal gone bad.

Apparently two women had agreed to buy heroin from Christopher at a local gas station. While they were sitting in his car, a third person with a gun came up to the car and robbed Christopher taking $340, a cell phone and his wallet. The girls had obviously set Christopher up.

Christopher is being charged with criminal sale and criminal possession of a controlled substance. The women and man with the gun are charged with robbery and other charges. To bad Christopher couldn’t be charged with stupidity as well. And that says it all.

Mister Linker

Crazy News Monday

A guy in Charleston was arrested after he text messaged the State Police to make a drug deal. It appears that Joshua Cadle, who is 19 years old, text messaged a number that he though belonged to a friend. Apparently Cadle hadn’t called this friend in a while because the number now belonged to the State Police.

Cadle’s text message asked if the friend wanted to buy some weed. A meeting was setup in the parking lot of a shopping center where Joshua Cadle was arrested. He was charged with delivery of a controlled substance and possession with intent to deliver.

That just shows how modern technology can screw you up. Had Cadle called his friend instead of text messaging him, he would have known the moment he heard the voice on the other end that it wasn’t his friend.

This should teach us all a lesson. Keep in touch with your friends so you’ll know when they change their number. And that says it all.


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