Crazy News Monday; Dumb Drug Dealer Reports Robbery

I tell you it seems people are getting dumber and dumber. Case in point, Christopher Canonico called Nassau County Police to report he had been robbed in North New Hyde Park. All right so far, but it gets crazy from there. Christopher was robbed during a drug deal gone bad.

Apparently two women had agreed to buy heroin from Christopher at a local gas station. While they were sitting in his car, a third person with a gun came up to the car and robbed Christopher taking $340, a cell phone and his wallet. The girls had obviously set Christopher up.

Christopher is being charged with criminal sale and criminal possession of a controlled substance. The women and man with the gun are charged with robbery and other charges. To bad Christopher couldn’t be charged with stupidity as well. And that says it all.

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Crazy News Monday

A guy in Charleston was arrested after he text messaged the State Police to make a drug deal. It appears that Joshua Cadle, who is 19 years old, text messaged a number that he though belonged to a friend. Apparently Cadle hadn’t called this friend in a while because the number now belonged to the State Police.

Cadle’s text message asked if the friend wanted to buy some weed. A meeting was setup in the parking lot of a shopping center where Joshua Cadle was arrested. He was charged with delivery of a controlled substance and possession with intent to deliver.

That just shows how modern technology can screw you up. Had Cadle called his friend instead of text messaging him, he would have known the moment he heard the voice on the other end that it wasn’t his friend.

This should teach us all a lesson. Keep in touch with your friends so you’ll know when they change their number. And that says it all.


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Would You Like Some Pot With Your Happy Meal

Have you read about this idiot in Ottawa, Illinois who left his weed, lighter and a pipe in a Happy Meal box. Well, as it turns out an 8-year-old little girl finds this stuff along with her Shriek toy, in her Happy Meal. It seems the little girl was somewhat delighted at the find. Not because she wanted to get high with her friends later, but because she thought she had gotten some extra prizes in the Happy Meal. This wasn’t a marijuana cigarette, this was a bag of weed. The parents of the little girl went immediately to the police.

The police was able to determine that the marijuana and drug paraphernalia belong to a 17-year-old employee of the McDonalds the parents had gotten the Happy Meal from. This dummy confesses that he had come to work and forgot he had his marijuana and pipe in his pocket, so he decided to hide the bag of weed, the lighter and the pipe in a Happy Meal box until he could get it at the end of his shift. Unfortunately for him he left the box where another employee could get it and put the child's food and toy in it. The employee never noticed the drug items in it.

Needless to say the 17-year-old was fired and is now facing charges of possession of marijuana and of drug paraphernalia.

The thing is, it seems to me that people just don’t think things out now a days. First of all at 17 this kid should be smoking pot or doings drugs anyway. It’s apparent he isn’t a bright kid, so he should be concentrating a lot on his schoolwork. Second, why would you put your illegal items in a place and in something that is accessible to other people? It doesn’t make since. Leave it in a box outside under the thrash container or under a bush, not inside where anybody can get at it.

Like I said the kid shouldn’t have had the stuff in the first place. But if you’re going to have it, be smart enough not to get caught with it. That says it all.